With that sweater Calvin’s dad could sub in for Hobbes if he had to
Once I was snorkeling and I spotted an octopus. I dove down for a closer look, when suddenly he let out an huge cloud of black ink! I couldn’t see and was disoriented, and then I felt one of his enormous tentacles latch onto my arm with his suction cups! He was pulling me into his lair! I was fortunate to escape, I had a knife and I was forced to turn him into a septopus. Later that night we all feasted on tako poke.
If only adults would refrain from installing the religion software until children come of age and instead let them decide for themselves whether to install it once they have the instinct and experience to rationally decide. Adults, in particular religious leaders, are too cowardly for that, of course. They know religion would virtually disappear within a couple generations. At least the ones we now use that are based on magic tricks would disappear, perhaps there would be some based upon reason.
The G-forces are spinning the top of her hair even higher!
It was explained, he super-compressed them and kept them in a secret pocket in his cape
If an engineer dresses too casually he might have no storage space for his mechanical pencils.
Not showing her dad’s face is stupid. Granted he can only draw 8 distinct faces, but fer cryin out loud, just pick one and move on!
And Norman Bates is his own mother
That’s kind of weird lie to tell, a google search takes under 5 seconds to find the 1992 and 1996 election results. Unless….wait a minute, google is in on it too? Damn the liberal media!
Concentration was hosted by Hugh Downs as I recall