Is it my imagination, or do those kids look like Wednesday and Pugsley Addams?
Pigs with guns….are they joining the cows?
The “sliding scales” of justice??
To have failed at everything makes you a true failure. While you’re still failing at things, you’re actually being successful at not being a complete failure……yet.
Nah, fair dinkum fellas….Australia is home to 9 of the top ten most venomous snakes in the world, most venomous spider (funnelweb), great big sharks and huge crocodiles. Everything here is lethal. Don’t be fooled by the koala’s cute looks – he’s survived in an extremely hostile environment. Even Mike Tyson wouldn’t cuddle one on his last visit. Think about it……
I kinda thought he’d have more of a “Blues Brothers” black-and-white thing happening…..
I know I drink too much. Last time I did a urine test there was an olive in it…..(Rodney Dangerfield).
Will goat share his oysters or is he too shellfish?
Fair dinkum….that’s inconceivable!
Well, that explains Bob the croc continually getting killed…..