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  1. about 2 months ago on Get Fuzzy

    This is an old saying, but I believe it…rugby is a game for hooligans played by gentlemen, and football is a game for gentlemen played by hooligans.

  2. 3 months ago on Nick Anderson

    Not even on the map.

  3. 3 months ago on Jeff Danziger

    I have to laugh/wince every time the “first thing we’ll kill all the lawyers” line is plucked from Shakespeare, usually as an anti-lawyer comment. If you read the entire dialogue, though, the idea to kill all the lawyers is to make it EASIER to overthrow the government. Lawyers protect the rule of law, and hence are obstacles to anti-gov’t types.

  4. 4 months ago on Bloom County

    What do I think about the hair? Penguins don’t have hair, that’s what I think. You need feather mousse.

  5. 10 months ago on Savage Chickens

    My fondness for Talking Heads aside, the proper question isn’t “how” but “why did I get here?”

  6. 11 months ago on Get Fuzzy

    Actually, neither ferrets or rabbits are rodents.

  7. 11 months ago on Bloom County

    For starters, we free up the 55+% of the Colorado River water currently going to feeding and watering meat and dairy cows.

  8. 12 months ago on Andertoons

    Where’s the cat? Where’s the fiddle? Is he talking to the little dog, and is the dog laughing? Meanwhile the dish and the spoon are long gone.

  9. about 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    One of the best bits of email advice was to write the body of the letter first, look it over, THEN type in the recipient. Amazing how often I’d decide to edit and soften an angry email in the time it took to type in a recipient’s name. Most of the angry e-communication today is enabled by the near-instantaneous time it takes to reply back and forth.

  10. about 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Pig’s overnight stubble looks like he could have a fine beard in a couple days.