I'm a cynic. The comics are the only part of the paper that makes sense anymore.
Speeding? In Cosmo’s car? I think perhaps he should take this to court.
I’ve got to assume that’s just one of many boxes so labeled.
To all the smokers: Thank you. Your habit pays my wage, pays for my service van and it’s contents, gas, maintenance and the roads it drives on. It’s the cigarettes that are smoking. You’re just the sucker.
Speeding? In Cosmo’s car? I think perhaps he should take this to court.