Luann’s about to find out if Bernice’s cereal looks good on her…
If he finds them a-pee-ling, he likely has bunches of them.
I sense the beginning of a Rube Goldberg fustercluck
It’s NEVER sex with Bernice… which, of course, is her main problem.
You forgot ‘sexually-repressed’ and ‘stick-up-her-arse’
It’s amazing Luann ‘fans’ can sit at a keyboard to comment, given the stick most seem to have up their arse.
Lighten up, FFS…
Congratulations. Your dad is an asshole.
It must be terribly uncomfortable sitting at the keyboard with that big old stick up your arse.
I don’t know whether the problem is that you don’t have and adult children or that yours is a particularly dour and joyless household, but in many families, children and parents show their love for each other through humour, often embarrassing humour.
A less popular way of expressing this is that you’re always drinking someone (or something) else’s piss.