Most adults don’t still hang around with their friends from sixth grade, either, so maybe she should dump you pair of b*tches now and get it over with.
Mon for the Moon (pagan goddess), Tue for Tyr (Norse war god), Wednes for Wodin (Odin), Thurs for Thor, Fri for Frigg (Mrs Wodin), Sat for Saturn (Roman god), Sun for the Sun (pagan god).
That ought to irritate the fundamentalist Christians in the audience.
Of course she’s full of potential… she’s never USED any!