Company would rather look for stolen lockers. Would not care if Berle got lost…unless he has company items that are missing as well. Then, after weighing the value of such items, meh!
The Johnny LaRue (John Candy) from SCTV workout. Open fridge door, bend at hips, look and retrieve selection, straighten up, close door. Repeat as necessary.
And he smelled funky until he died!