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surfpirate Free

Yes I am .... "the" surfpirate. Accept no cheap imitations. Creator of the BN Critters comic strip and other equally idiotic enterprises.

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  1. over 3 years ago on Dude and Dude

    “And I thought to myself, ‘a little fermented curd will do the trick’, so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!”-John Cleese in “The Cheese Shop” sketch, Monty Python

  2. almost 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    That last panel, every time I see “Sarge v. Beetle Bailey”, and I laugh. Out loud even.

  3. almost 4 years ago on Sunshine State

    Choices. Buffalo v Sunshine State? Choices have consequences. Like snow. ;-)

  4. about 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    “Schrödinger’s Dude”. He is simultaneously alive and presumed dead. A fascinating thought experiment. Or not.

  5. about 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    Exactly. Pasta and antipasta cannot exist together in the same place, because they mutually annihilate and create gastric acids of equal energy to their masses. This was predicted by Chef Boyardee in his famous equation, E = MC Hammer. Something like that.

  6. over 4 years ago on Sunshine State

    hot – hot – hot – HOT – hotter – 4pm – thunderstorm – HOTTER plus humidity – cue the mosquitoes

  7. over 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    I am sensing the stolen van being transformed into ….. something classy?

  8. over 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    Me. My life. And I.

  9. over 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    That being said, I was never in better physical shape than back in my “younger surfing dude” days when I was out on the water 7 days/week. Didn’t matter how many fish tacos or pizza slices I ate either. Things sure have changed. #muchdifferentformetoday

  10. over 4 years ago on Dude and Dude

    It’s “Sadie Hawkins Day!”. Good luck dudes.