I prefer curling up under a warm partner. (blanket optional)
No the “cheat road” is paved with free s**t!
The “Cheat” sign should say: “Free s—t” and the libs would kill each other getting theirs. (Problem solved)(you’re welcome)
Heh, heh !
Kids ? We have kids ? Who knew ?
Do these pants make my ass look big ?
Proton, Wayne Newton……
Yeah, he’s on the back porch chewing the leg off my other neighbor. Would you like to come in ?
No, but if I catch that (beep beep) he’s in trouble !