Carpet Fresh: Stains? Odors? Even old ones: gone! Your house will be ex-stinked!
Drunk. Again. And I smell fish all over him.
Okay, Tiffany. One of these eligible bachelors will be accompanying you on a chaperoned trip to San Antonio and sharing your year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni.
If you must climb, please use the furniture, dear. We live in a civilization, and we mustn’t climb on birds any more than strictly necessary.
Marge sure is cranky today.
There IS intelligent life on other planets! I knew it! We’ve been looking for potable water, when what we should have been looking for all along is monkeys.
That’s a lot of arrogance for a meerkat.
You think she’d shave her legs. I mean, it’s a reception, for heaven’s sake.
Members of the board sucking up to Philip Treacy.
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