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  1. 1 day ago on Peanuts

    Yet I thought that Alfred E. Neuman was a happy-go-lucky, what-me-worry type.

  2. 4 days ago on Basic Instructions

    I just saw “Big Trouble in Little China” a couple of days ago. Great movie. It bothers me that they are considering remaking it, with The Rock playing Jack Barton.

  3. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    You just insulted cows.

  4. 6 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I calculate a sound year as being about 6,491,160 miles. That is figuring the speed of sound in dry air at 32 deg. F.

  5. 11 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    The ozone hole was created by chemicals (CFC), not global warming.

  6. 16 days ago on Monty

    There’s no shortage of pseudo-spiritual charlatans.

  7. 19 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I have a feeling the bat was terrified, too.

  8. 19 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Jason just insulted barnacle-faced giant squids everywhere.

  9. 21 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Judging by the wording on the protestor’s sign, it appears the protestors were far more polite back then, as compared to today’s vitriolic hysteria.

  10. 22 days ago on Wizard of Id

    He forgot to end his sentence with “, bich!”, which I believe is slang for “please”.