Brian is probably too modest to toot his own horn, but “Mom’s Cancer” is available in book form:
That got more creepy with time.
Just take a drink anytime a character from “Frozen” comes to the door and that should make for a short night.
I still have a flip phone! (shut up!)
[sniff] Excuse me. I think some ninjas snuck in here and are cutting up some onions behind me to make my eyes tear.
“Lady, I’m not an athlete. I’m a professional baseball player.”— John Kruk
No, we don’ t traditionally include bunnies. Good thing he’s a bunny and not a lamb, though!
This is Luann, not Funky Winkerbean
When my daughters used to get in a fight with each other, the dog would hide in her kennel.