Dr. Evil, Lord Bezos is a jealous master.
How about, “What kind of stupidity is this cartoon cat going to do today”.
Stalker Santa sings “Every Move You Make”.
Ooohh. That creepy little cat.
Isn’t that sort of the idea of a representative democracy? Find candidates with a philosophy of governance like you want and get them in office to represent you.
Who you calling jerkass? A survey just called in interrupted me reading about dinosaurs and surveys. I hung up.
Making modern mummies.
Always room for a dad joke.