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  1. over 8 years ago on Dana Summers

  2. over 8 years ago on Brevity

    My family lived in South Africa 30 years ago and we pined for American delicacies like Hydrox cookies. On a trip home, my wife bought ten plastic sleeves of Hydrox and packed them in her carry-on luggage. The airport security guards went wild when they saw the x-ray image and asked her what was in her bag. They didn’t believe it was cookies and had to open it for inspection. Boy, were they surprised to find cookies and not the bomb coils they looked like on the x-ray. She didn’t have that much trouble getting a frozen pizza past them.

  3. over 8 years ago on Off the Mark

    milli = 1/1000

    kilo = 1000

    So it should be kilofocals.

  4. over 8 years ago on Loose Parts

    They’d better get a missile launcher ‘cause ostrich eggs won’t break if thrown.

  5. almost 9 years ago on The Other Coast

    Yep. A movable gnomon should do the trick. Just gotta go in the right direction in each hemisphere.

  6. almost 9 years ago on Loose Parts

    Monty Python – Always Look on the Bright Side of Life –

  7. almost 9 years ago on The Argyle Sweater


  8. almost 9 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

    ABCD goldfish?LMNO goldfish.OSAR goldfish. CDBDI’S?OICM now.

  9. about 9 years ago on Bottom Liners

    Is the lastest invoice the bestest or the worstest?

  10. over 9 years ago on Stone Soup

    The British receptionist in my office told a rather depressed looking salesman, “Keep your pecker up!” I think he actually enjoyed it.