Recent Comments

1. over 9 years ago on Dana Summers

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g

2. almost 10 years ago on Brevity

   My family lived in South Africa 30 years ago and we pined for American delicacies like Hydrox cookies. On a trip home, my wife bought ten plastic sleeves of Hydrox and packed them in her carry-on luggage. The airport security guards went wild when they saw the x-ray image and asked her what was in her bag. They didn’t believe it was cookies and had to open it for inspection. Boy, were they surprised to find cookies and not the bomb coils they looked like on the x-ray. She didn’t have that much trouble getting a frozen pizza past them.

3. almost 10 years ago on Off the Mark

   milli = 1/1000

   kilo = 1000

   So it should be kilofocals.

4. almost 10 years ago on Loose Parts

   They’d better get a missile launcher ‘cause ostrich eggs won’t break if thrown.

5. about 10 years ago on The Other Coast

   Yep. A movable gnomon should do the trick. Just gotta go in the right direction in each hemisphere.

6. about 10 years ago on Loose Parts

   Monty Python – Always Look on the Bright Side of Life – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

7. about 10 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   FUNEM? S.FUNEX?S.OK. ILFMNX.

8. about 10 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

   ABCD goldfish?LMNO goldfish.OSAR goldfish. CDBDI’S?OICM now.

9. over 10 years ago on Bottom Liners

   Is the lastest invoice the bestest or the worstest?

10. over 10 years ago on Stone Soup

    The British receptionist in my office told a rather depressed looking salesman, “Keep your pecker up!” I think he actually enjoyed it.