No, no. God put fossils there to test our faith. And he put most of the oil under land controlled by Muslims because … um, wait don’t tell me…
Every so often Watterson gives you a glimpse of why Calvin turned out the way he did.
Your food untouched by human hands!
Thumbs up on smooching with girls!!
I love that Zonker is the voice for improving education.
Incidentally, while the QR codes have limited distribution around here, they are much more common in some parts of the world, such as Japan. So Doonesbury readers are in on the ground floor of what is one of the coming things.
No one ever appreciates the scientist.
These guys all deserve Bullsh1t pay. Sort of like combat pay, but for production folks forced to enter the hazardous world of partisan politics…
Nothing weird about two gals (or guys) kissing, at all.
Carter is the last president to have lifetime Secret Service protection, but I don’t find any record of whether he still takes advantage of it or not.
It’s obvious first off that you are rather incompetent at judging someone’s weight. Is Rose’s mom really what you think a person weighing 500 pounds looks like?
And more importantly, regular readers know that Meemaw is more than capable of running rings around anyone else at whatever she wishes to accomplish. She’s the ultimate perfect grandma.
And, uh, one final thought? May I suggest that describing someone as a ‘blimp’ does nothing to improve our collective need to lose weight?