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I’ll bet Jo Paterno’s family wishes Joe could retire posthumously and retroactively back to 1998, before the sex abuse scandal began at Penn State!
Where do I get the complete DVD set? Oh wait, there’s . . . a. . . drone . . . over . . .my house . . . right now . . . yeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow!!!!!!!!
Now what would really be a “gotcha situation” would be if one of Santorum’s kids turned out to be gay!
Cute slippers! And what’s up with the PJ bottoms! He walks around all day with no pants, but he wears PJ bottoms to bed?
Not in New York City he won’t! Zig will be lucky to scarf down one dog before Nanny (oh excuse me, Mayor) Bloomberg gets done with him! And food czarina Michelle O. will have dibs on what’s left of him!
Of course they can’t drive — all they know is how to ride a camel and stone people to death, with an occasional beheading thrown in for entertainment!
Can corporations also be strip searched?
Contraceptive nukes! Now there’s a unique distribution idea. And also good for population control.
Perhaps we need a federal law banning all telemarketing, enforced with a $1 million fine assessed on the company and a 5-year prison term for the person making the call.