I’m going to need that hose when you’re done. Big Bird did his business on my windshield and I can’t see out it.
Just so everyone knows, I’m not wearing pants right now.
That’s the last place I’d look.
The only good thing about that mobile home is that property taxes might be cheaper.
I checked Google Maps and I can’t find Doozieville.
Instead of jumping over the moon, he prefers to do MJ’s moonwalk dance.
Today’s science fiction is tomorrow’s reality. That book needs to be re-shelved in nonfiction under Science.
Roadkill Stuffed Animals
Vulture Plush Stuffed Animal Toy
The entire planet turned into a giant snowball and he had to have a team of dogs pull the boat.
We can’t have the ingredients of Mystery Meat falling into the wrong hands.