Listen to no news, watch no news, spew misinformation like there’s no tomorrow!
Raise your hand if, like me, you learned the definition of “wherefore” from Charles Schulz? (https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1966/12/17)
Red should read up on the Apollo 7 mission, AKA the Eleven Day Cold Capsule.
This is actually a valid, if outdated method of resuscitation for smaller creatures. At least, James Herriot describes doing it to a small dog in one of his books: https://books.google.com/books?id=6XmRjRPt5HoC&printsec=frontcover&dq=the+lord+god+made+them+all&hl=en&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj1v_iGnYHoAhUBjq0KHUj_CqAQuwUwAHoECAUQBw#v=onepage&q=I%20siezed%20venus%20by%20a%20hind%20leg&f=false
Why wait? Do it now!
He’s not joking, guys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging
“How about you, Gladys?” “Way ahead of you; I’ve been accepting of your faults for over fifty years!”
Who asks for a raise every other week for 40 years?
My thought exactly. I wondered if it was a dream sequence.