Brown hornet

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An old, fat, gray headed, wrinkled, freckle-faced, married woman with a very odd sense of humor, AND a penchant for very dark, almost not even sweetened at all, chocolate.

Recent Comments

  1. about 16 hours ago on Alley Oop

    @Sneaker, “What was wrong with the way they were dressed?”

    Also, there is that Amulet around the one soldier’s neck. That’s another “Out Of Uniform” violation.

  2. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

    Maybe Kato has “Nose Plugs” like the Vulcans have to wear around humans?

  3. 1 day ago on Bloom County

    ya, then you’d be getting some Freaky Chicky’s!

  4. 1 day ago on Annie

    ya remember the movie, “The Unsinkable Mollie Brown”? She took lessons from our Annie!

  5. 1 day ago on Annie

    ya, being a multi-billionaire does not make Oliver Warbucks in the least bit lazy!

  6. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Jelly Bellies! And also the Jelly Bellies Belly Flops! Uuummmm, so tasty! But these days, I gotta eat ’em slow lest they take out a filling or two.


  7. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    cats do.

  8. 1 day ago on Alley Oop

    Ooo! Good call! Let’s see (if and when they ever show us) who this cowled coward is?

  9. 1 day ago on Alley Oop

    I’m amazed! Shocked, even! Can my heart take the strain?

    channelling my inner Redd Foxx (aka Fred Sanford),

    “ᴵ’ᵐ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍ ᴱˡᶦᶻᵃᵇᵉᵗʰ! ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ʲᵒᶦⁿ ʸᵒᵘ, ᴴᵒⁿᵉʸ! ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᴵ’ᵐ ˢʰᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵐᵃᶻᵉᵈ!”

  10. 1 day ago on Alley Oop

    What sport’s team typically has breakaway or fall apart uniforms for situations like this?

    Either this uniform was made cheaply and by the lowest bidder or Brutu had his uniform specially made for this reason.