Caracal cub

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I am an old, fat, Southern-born, gray headed, wrinkled, freckle-faced, married lady with a very odd sense of humor who possesses an intense penchant for very dark, almost not even sweetened at all, chocolate. I still hold a grudge against the Alabama Public School System for thwarting a profound desire to be an astronaut. Occasionally feral. Always "trying".

Recent Comments

  1. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    What’s in the purse, Al? Hum? Huh?

    _"It wasn’t the fact that there was a box of condoms in her purse. It was the fact that one was missing . . ."

  2. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    And every single One of his eyes have a really “Up Close and Personal” look at those bloody claws.

  3. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    “Integrity” is not missing from only humans, as our ursine friend will teach the . . .

    Bar Fly?

  4. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    One of the Jetson’s Rosie™ knock-offs.

  5. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    heh heh, “Typo” from either Paige or Jason.

  6. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    A friend of mind used to work as an Amublance Tech. The term “Poop Out” meant that the patient died.

    This guy is not going in the right order!

  7. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    “We’d always wondered what happened to Dad. Now I know.”

  8. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    And about to be “Deep Dead-Dead”!

  9. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    “It’s too late, baby, it’s too late!

    Tho you really tried to make it.

    Something inside (the bear) has died

    And you can’t hide

    And this won’t be a fake it! oh, no, no!"

  10. 23 days ago on The Martian Confederacy

    What a handy House AI !!