Short, fat, and old!!
A Navy friend was stationed on Midway Island back in the 1960s. He said the main entertainment of the week was getting a six-pack on Saturday night and watching the bug zapper.
Spam is the food of paradise, ask any Hawaiian.
Yes, it’s possible for an unpleasant breeze to come from that end of the dog.
“Who still uses answering machines?”
Well, perhaps I’m old fashioned but I don’t have a smart phone and still use an answering machine.
At Biloxi, Mississippi’s Keesler AFB back in the 1960s we had to sign a roster before we entered the chow hall for a meal. There was always an NCO overlooking the procedure but after looking at your mess pass this bored individual seldom paid attention to the name you signed. I have signed in several times and at a glance seen that some who signed in before me were, A3C Jesus Christ, AB Adolf Hitler, and other notables.
Just explored Slovenia on Google Earth and think I would be willing to relocate there. Quite a charming country.
In cooler weather I used to wear socks with flip-flops. Just push the material back between your toes.
The great thing about grandkids is that you can get rid of them.
They smell heavenly and are actually sterilized by the sunlight.
I have always wanted to go in an establishment with a sign like that wearing shoes, a shirt, and nothing else.