Lost on me!
Only name, rank and serial number, Cal.
Remember Calvin, Serpentine! Serpentine!
Is Calvin developing a southern accent? I thought that Southerners were the only ones who stretched one syllable words to two syllables.
e.g. Why = waa-eye
Nail = nay-eel
Hill = hee-ill
Egg = ay-ugg
Pen = pay-un
Red = ray-ud
Store = sto-uh
Aliens have no interest in infiltrating our government. Trying out for American Idol perhaps, but government, no.
When I was 6, I would have said that I didn’t like girls if asked. And I admit that I often behaved very badly toward some of the little girls I knew.
Yep. You guessed it. I WAS IN LOVE WITH EVERY ONE!
(and @beentheredonethat – on the roof ready to fly? That’s the best guess all day! Good job!)
Not like beer? You just need to work a little harder at it!
The only snow that I tolerate in my life is in snow cones, snow globes, postcards, holiday films and while watching the Winter Olympics from my cozy couch. The fact that millions of people choose to live with that stuff on a daily basis is proof that a large segment of the human population is clinically deranged.
It is a small mind that can only think of one way to wear a pair of pants.
Poor Calvin. I had a cat once. Curiosity killed it. Boy am I glad he’s dead.