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1. over 13 years ago on Ted Rall

   Two suggestions: Erect a guillotine on the Washington Mall, with prime time beheadings broadcast in high definition.

   Or: get legalized bribery out of our corrupt political system (remember a TV show called “The Untouchables?”).

   While the guillotine idea would provide immediate gratification, the truth is that an unenlightened populace would, after the revolution, merely send new porkers to the governing trough.

2. almost 14 years ago on Ted Rall

   My final draft classification was 4Y–“conscientious objector excused from alternative civilian duty due to a physical disability.”

   How I wish I could reach that parallel universe!

3. about 14 years ago on Ted Rall

   I remember a report about a crowd of Yippies sticking their fingers down their throats and literally vomiting in front of arriving delegates at the 1972 Realuglyman national convention in Miami Beach.

4. about 14 years ago on Ted Rall

   Why aren’t these folks out in the streets? Maybe because they really don’t buy the bullshit anymore.

   Politics is inmate management in the insane asylum–run by inmates who are elected by inmates.

   We are slaves lost in the matrix.

5. about 14 years ago on Ted Rall

   The Demoncrats (Barry included) aren’t stupid and they aren’t cowards.

   They’re simply bought and paid for like the Realuglyman mob.

   The difference between a Demoncrat and a Realuglyman is that the Demoncrat gives you a wee bit more leash.

   We are all slaves.

   Until legalized bribery is banned we haven’t got a prayer.

   Bring back the guillotine.

6. over 14 years ago on Ted Rall

   Confused resolve is right.

   Violence begets violence; that’s the real lesson of Ft. Hood.

   When will we ever learn?

   A corker, Ted.

7. over 14 years ago on Ted Rall

   From cannon fodder to lawn fodder…very creative!

   Each generation of soldier must die to justify the meaningless war (and deaths) that came before.

   The tree of liberty is fertilized with the mulch of patriots…

8. almost 15 years ago on Ted Rall

   Aw, give the guy some credit. Until MJ, Elvis was the biggest certified Freak ever produced by the American “fame machine.” Michael Jackson managed to out-freak the King.

   Great work as usual, Ted!

9. about 15 years ago on Ted Rall

   It’s a disaster alright.

   This is what happens when “your” government lets the hogs run wild–free market capitalism in action.

10. about 15 years ago on Ted Rall

    We’ve come a long way from “The Best Years of Our Lives.”

    You go, Ted.