GLOBAL WARMING!!!! Run for the hills. Don’t tell Al Gore or he will send Manbearpig to kill you. Look, here’s the deal, the earths climate is CONSTANTLY changing no matter what we as humans do or don’t do. 30 years ago they were worried about the next Ice Age and now its global warming, guess what it will get cold again Calvin, just keep your sled handy and tiger to keep you warm and you’ll be alright.
OK I can see CPT Napalm comics, but why dosen’t Calvin just hop in the his time machine and go back in time to before the sun started going out, or better yet flip it over and Transmogrify himself into a cosmic giant and move a new star to replace the sun?? Or he could just pour a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs and wait for the Armageddon!
wndrwrthg says:
While remaining motionless, how many directions (ways) are you moving? I count five, I’ve heard there are six.
There are six and they are as follows:
Universal Expansion
Rotation of the Galaxy (Milky Way)
Rotation of the Solar System
Rotation of the Earth
Earth orbit
Contental plate Tectonics
although HINTZY is correct all of this motion places us on a terminal vector of ONE not-so-constant direction
GLOBAL WARMING!!!! Run for the hills. Don’t tell Al Gore or he will send Manbearpig to kill you. Look, here’s the deal, the earths climate is CONSTANTLY changing no matter what we as humans do or don’t do. 30 years ago they were worried about the next Ice Age and now its global warming, guess what it will get cold again Calvin, just keep your sled handy and tiger to keep you warm and you’ll be alright.