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1. 19 days ago on JumpStart

   I’m getting kind of tired of this guy. There have been real-life Mafiosos who squealed and didn’t have as many attempts made on their lives!

2. about 1 month ago on JumpStart

   When filming “Marathon Man”, Dustin Hoffman stayed up for 24 hours so he’d look exhausted. Sir Laurence Olivier told him “Why don’t you try ACTING, dear boy, it’s much easier.”

3. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I consider myself quite liberal, but the tendency for those on the Left to pull knives at the slightest sign of imperfection is a serious failing of the movement.

4. 2 months ago on JumpStart

   I think it would be “Why are you spending so much money to buy part of an NFL team when you could be using those funds for improving your medical facilities”, etc.

5. 5 months ago on Eek!

   “Now, wait a minute, things don’t look too familiar

   And who is this cowboy who’s sleeping beside me?

   Well, he’s awful cute, but how’d I get his shirt on

   I had too much tequila last night.

   Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine

   I like to drink you with a little salt and lime

   Did I kiss all the cowboys, did I shoot out the lights?

   Did I dance on the bar, did I start any fights?" — Shelly West, “Jose Cuervo”

6. 6 months ago on Lio

   “Anxious steps every day through the halls of learning

   She’s watching every corner, she’s praying for a warning

   She’s just a child of 8 years old, already scared to die

   And no one’s done a ****ing thing but watch the bullets fly

   Our nerves are cobwebbed with the dust of atrocity

   The deadly daily spectacle erodes humanity

   Jaded and desensitized, a spreading apathy

   Fast forgotten thoughts and prayers for numbers on a screen

   Another massacre, another day gone by

   Is this the new abnormal?

   Pursuing illusions as we turn a blind eye

   This is the new abnormal." — Lamb of God, “Reality Bath”

7. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Once had a pizza vendor (when I worked at a grocery store) tell me “The real test of pizza isn’t if it tastes good hot, but if it tastes good cold for breakfast the next morning.” _

8. 6 months ago on F Minus

   I once saw someone say “Mountain lions are ambush predators. If you can see one, that means it has already decided not to eat you.”

9. 6 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   I used to work at a car wash, and the number of people who would pull up to the starting area and get their car into position, THEN LEAVE THEIR WINDOWS down was shocking.

10. 6 months ago on Lio

    Yeah, which led to one of the more brilliant moments in the show when they were watching Rollins Band’s “Liar”.

    Beavis goes “Yeah, yeah, LIAR! Liar, liar, pants on — whoa.”