We all voted, you are the only one.
I thought you guys didn’t like dynasties?
Sorry, SV, but no. You came in here asking the creator to change the strip according to your personal dislikes. You are in the wrong.
Same thing. At least, according to Monty Python.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’bout the raising of the wristSocrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free willOn half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it awayHalf a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottleAnd Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart“I drink, therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missedA lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed
Writing songs?
Dandelions are the secret that will save the world. What good are roses?
On some points of science, we don’t have the luxury of waiting 400 years for the powerful to admit that they have been wrong.
And now we have the Emoji Movie. Stephan Pastis is a frickin’ prophet.
All of it.
Hobarts okay! And found work!
We all voted, you are the only one.