My cats become all lovey-dovey when the dishes are empty. When I fill them back up, I get ignored.
I thought that Garfield had finally mailed Nermal to Abu-Dabi.
I’d love to leave the leaves from the giant oak tree in my front yard, but then my neighbors would complain and call the county on me.
If you don’t like a comic, quit reading it, instead of making dumb little comments about how much you don’t like it.
My mom’s from Texas and her chili does the same thing.
everything I’ve read says that being an organ donor doesn’t go against any religion. ORGAN DONOR AND PROUD OF IT!!!!
The grass is always greener on the other side because it’s usually full of fertilizer.
My cats become all lovey-dovey when the dishes are empty. When I fill them back up, I get ignored.