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  1. over 8 years ago on C'est la Vie

    Poor Mona, pink cotton candy smells as good as you remember but it just doesn’t taste the same, popcorn and hot dogs are the only carney foods that live up to the bargain. They both taste much better with your shoulders hanging over the pier on a windy day. It makes it feel just a little better.

  2. over 8 years ago on Pooch Cafe

    it was the cats silly! biggest clue was the pork chops were on THE COUNTER!! Dogs don’t climb on counters. Our cats tried this with a leg of lamb. Luckily, pugs have short legs, and can’t climb so we figured it out. Their breath would have given them away anyway.

  3. over 8 years ago on Pooch Cafe

    you will notice it was a cat that said it was a freaking cartoon, a cat! and a cat named Lucy after all. How much credibility can i give that comment???

  4. over 8 years ago on Pooch Cafe

    oh my,i feel so guilty, my mom died and we took her two pugs into a 4 cat household. i feel like i have been reading their diaries. I never realized! I will have to do penance for my evil, I will have to bake a ham

    Over time the odds are two cats to 1 pug, but they all take turns making each other crazy.

  5. over 8 years ago on C'est la Vie

    oh yeah, had one of those days, all you want to do is smoke and chocolate your self to death. you want to relax your smiler muscles and just be nasty but no!!!!!!! Being nasty to Mike is like kicking a puppy, it makes you far more miserable than it does him, so you pull yourself together and talk to them.

  6. over 8 years ago on Pooch Cafe

    I love Droolia, she is all heart. Poo-Poo is lucky he is considered a dog. Of course he will probably outlive her by10 years. Is life in a purse worth the exchange?

  7. over 9 years ago on C'est la Vie

    Nothing against the B-52’s, but i had a friend who only knew two words to the song, the title and and sang it, sort of, endlessly for a week. oh, with an occasional “Baby” thrown in for good measure. That would cure anyone of anything. Had acollege roomate who listened to Stairway to Heaven for a month on a constant loop,fixed me for that one two,maybe ina few hundred years it will be able to listen to it.

  8. over 9 years ago on C'est la Vie

    there is no second verse. It is an evil little song, but not as bad as Love Shack…..baby.

  9. about 10 years ago on La Cucaracha

    Whatever your politics may be, one has to admit that having to “morally qualify” to buy something like an NFL team is pretty absurd. It is not like he is running for pope or a political office or even dogcatcher. It’s a football team as secular as one can get. I had not noticed that professional sports could claim to be a moral arbiter for anyone. It seems the players can indulge in any number of moral, social and illegal vices and be exempt from criticism.

    There seems to be quite a lot of fingerpointing on both sides as to who has the high ground while most of us are just drowning. Who sets up the committee that judges your fitness? Who can qualify for that job? Not who thinks they could, but who actually can. I get more confused every day.

  10. about 10 years ago on Pooch Cafe

    well, we lost the Taco Bell dog. time for a replacent. Who better??They don’t want big dogs they are too threatening. Nothing threatening about a pink bow.