Let’s face it – wanting to become a parent shows a personality disorder in itself, the belief that: a child will give my life purpose/keep my husband/fulfill my maternal urges; this disorder is then conferred upon the children, who will spend thousands in their adult lives to overcome their own parents’ flaws. Or they will just have their own children to cure it all. Emotional babies having babies. What a freakin’ mess…Or it might be just a cartoon…
A friend bought one of those ‘Barrels of Blast’ for over $50 bucks and after we had set it off we agreed we could have done better with 6 sparklers and a roman candle for about $10 bucks…total rip off – but what are you going to do unless you foresee the dud & video it? I can see it now, presenting the (usually a pop-up) seller with a blackened, soggy mess & say, “This didn’t work!”
Geeze, if you have to EXPLAIN it…there’s always ONE…