Prickly City by Scott Stantis for January 20, 2005
Man: I have a question for Mr. Winslow. Have you ever had a tryst in the back of a limo with two cocktail waitresses and a monkey? And remember, you're under oath. Winslow: Uhh...no Senator. Man: Well, you oughta! It's great! Dio: Senator Kennedy, are you even on this committee?