Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 14, 2016
Devil Dog: Late again! Angel Dog: I know. I'm sorry. Devil Dog: With an attitude like yours, it's a wonder you made it here at all! Angel Dog: I'll try to do better. Devil Dog: Do you realize I've won employee of the month twenty-seven times in a row? How does that make you feel? Angel Dog: Inadequate. Devil Dog: You are inadequate! A useless waste of space! Plus you look terrible! Angel Dog: I don't feel well. Devil Dog: Maybe you should just go home. You're of no value to anyone here anyway. Angel Dog: You're right. I'm going. Devil Dog: I've got that other guy completely under control! Go ahead, dig into that garbage!