Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 18, 2016
Poncho: You know, that's totally unfair! The fact that whenever you want to, you can just get up and get yourself a snack, while I have to sit here and suffer till my next meal! Chazz: Well, when your species masters all of the sciences, economics, and diplomacies necessary to become the dominant species on the planet, then you can get snacks whenever you want. Poncho: I was just hinting for a cookie.