Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 24, 2016
Dog 1: That's the dog right there. Dog 2: That dog? He don't look like much. Dog 1: Hey! Word on the street is you've got the worst dog breath around. Poncho: I've heard it said. Dog 2: Well we've got a dog whose breath can kick your breath's butt! Poncho: Those are pretty big words. I guess there's only one way to know for sure.
You realize that somewhere out there, there is someone with the WORST breath in the world… and odds are, he or she is going to talk to some other poor soul today.