Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 27, 2016
Chazz: We tried an invisible fence a while back, but Poncho kept escaping it. So we added an invisible moat, but he escaped that too. So we added invisible watch towers, and invisible guards. Still he kept getting free. Man: Where are you at now? Chazz: Invisible Tommy Lee Jones. Poncho: I didn't do it! Tiommy Lee Jones: I don't care!