Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 14, 2015
Boomer: Aw, man. Word on the street is that Mitzi is into bad boys, but now every dog is acting bad. Boomer: I've got to do something to stand out as the baddest of the bad boys. Something that says, "Hey, that dog is twice as bad as anyone else." Poncho: Well, your imagination is bad, so you've got that.
Why does this remind me of a GOP Primary.