Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 29, 2014
Chazz: Poncho, why have you deluged the whole neighborhood with "missing" posters? Poncho: To make up for your dismal effort! Chazz: I put up a reasonable number of posters! Poncho: Don't you realize that every minute I'm gone they move closer to their goal of turning this house into one giant litter box! Chazz: Poncho, that's crazy. Poncho: Oh, is it? Chazz: There was a sale on! I… I can show you the flyer!