Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 28, 2013
Poncho: Your mailman master has created an illusion to protect you from the true horrors of being a mailman's dog. Boomer: We're here to offer you salvation. Boomer: The choice is yours: Eat the blue biscuit, and remain in your state of delusion. Or eat the red biscuit, and open up your mind to reality. Boomer: But I warn you, once you-- Boomer: HEY!!