Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 18, 2012
Boomer: You hear they found the "God particle"? Poncho: What is that, anyway? Boomer: It's a hypothetical particle that gives other particles mass. It surrounds and penetrates all matter, and finding it will help us understand what binds the very universe together. Poncho: Huh. Boomer: How's my breath? Poncho: Garbage-y.