Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 22, 2012
Chazz: How come you never hang your head out the window like other dogs? Poncho: I'm afraid of getting a bug in my eye. Chazz: Scoff! The chances of that happening are practically nil! Chazz: You can't go through life in constant fear of the worst-case scenario! You'll never have any fun! You've got to live! Poncho: All right, all right. Poncho: Heh… hey, this is pretty fun! Heh heh! Chazz: You win, keep your head inside. Poncho: I'm going to unfriend you as soon as we get home.