Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 23, 2010
Poncho: So, Chazz, who's the alpha male in this relationship, you or me? Chazz: I'm the alpha male! Poncho: Okay, okay. That's cool. It's just that I'm still a puppy, and nobody knows yet how big I'm going to grow. It just might be easier to avoid a messy power transition later on.... Chazz: Go to sleep, Poncho.