Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 06, 2010
Mailman: No, Poncho, we can't burn the mail to stay warm! And don't start up with that guff about everyone sending things electronically and the mail not mattering anymore! We still deliver millions of pieces of very very important mail every day! Poncho: You a little sensitive there, Scooter? Mailman: Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Poncho: Let's just burn a few of these "Bed Bath and Beyond" coupons. Mailmain: Every piece of mail is significant!