Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 19, 2009
Gus: Sorry your DVD player is broken. I'm not sure jamming the screwdriver in there like that was helpful. Poncho: Yeah, I was really looking forward to the Matthew McConaughey box set, too. Gus: I think your goldfish is a little shy. He should totally make a move on my algae eater. Poncho: Well, you know, I think he's "playing it cool." Gus: Yo, time's a-wastin', Romeo! What's your life expectancy? Six months? Poncho: I'll freshen up our drinks?