Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 02, 2009
Carmen: A break-in! I told you we should have gotten an alarm system! Chazz: I didn't think we needed one! We have a "Beware of Dog" sign! Carmen: Anyone who got a gander at our dog wouldn't care about that sign! Chazz: Well that's why I peppered the lawn with rottweiler-sized fake plastic dog poo! Poncho: And I added some cattle skulls to instill a tone of foreboding! And some plastic vomit, just for yucks. Chazz: Noice! Carmen: Can we get back to the situation at hand, please!?