Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 14, 2007
Transcript:
Carmen: I realize my appearance can be a little unnerving, but perhaps you'd feel better if you learned a bit about the real me. Anyway, I hope that helps. Surgery is in ten minutes. "You see, when I was a boy my head was freakishly large. All the other children shunned me. It made me twisted and vengeful. I spent hours by myself performing horrible experiments on stuffed animals."
Reminds me of sid from toy story, or dr. doofenshmirtz