Make Opal climb up the tree and get it Earl.
get a ladder, Earl you doofus
Forbid Nelson to get it. That should do the trick.
And if you bury them in a landfill they last for a hundred years.
burn it off..
Wait another week or two and the leaves will block the view of the bag.
Chainsaw’s in the shop.
You know they make these long poles with grabbers on the end. They’re meant for changing outdoor lights that are outside the reach of a normal ladder. They’d probably work well with a bag too.
Unless he’s going to chop up Opal.
Get a shotgun and use shells made with table salt and rock salt, then shoot the sack. It will either blow it off, of shred it(and it will eventually blow away).
You cannot be critical of someones solution, if you aren’t more specific.
Just leave it there. Tomorrow the winds will be 50 mph. said Fox weather… Of course Fox channel lies a lot…
Some unknown person(s) created an issue that bothers Opal. And, even though it doesn’t directly bother him, that somehow makes it Earl’s problem. Ahh, marriage – it isn’t a word; it’s a sentence.
maybe the snow will bring it down
Old Earl has the simplist solution . . .No tree, no more plastic bags to worry about . .
When I first started dating my wife she asked me to trim a couple of branches from a tree in her yard. And so she got out a ladder and said, ‘So you can get up there’. It never occurred to her that ‘real men’ climb trees without a ladder!
earl needs one of these http://bagsnaggers.com/
Oh Earl… LOL.
I see plastic bags stuck on tree branches all the time.
One of them just FLEW past me and gave me the shock of my life.
It shreds, but it doesn’t decompose – except maybe after it is submerged into the magma due to tectonic shifting.