Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 15, 2016
Phoebe: You wanted to see me after class? Man: Yes, Phoebe... "Unicorns Throughout History". "Unicorns in Literature". "What I like and Don't Like About Unicorns". "Food that Looks Kind of Like Unicorns". The paper due next week is NOT allowed to be about unicorns. Phoebe: Aw, okay... But admit it, you're curious how I was going to make the Dust Bowl about unicorns. Man: Next time.