Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 29, 2015
Phoebe: Check out my sand castle! Marigold: You have not followed the castle blueprints I provided! Where is the castle gate fashioned from rainbows? Where is the enchanted moat? And how will you fit enough archers on those minuscule parapets? Phoebe: I had like half an hour. Marigold: Do not complain when the Singing Death Pixies overrun your meager defenses.