Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 06, 2013
Phoebe: Dad, what were pterodactyls like? Dad: I'm not that old. Phoebe: The French Revolution? Dad: Not that old either. Phoebe: The phonoraph? The Edsel? The Beatles? Dad: Nope. Nope. Nope. Phoebe: The Nintendo Entertainment System? Dad: That was pretty rad. Phoebe: You're OLD. Dad: Yep.