Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 15, 2012
Phoebe: If I asked you to, would you bring me the moon? Marigold: No. Phoebe: Why not? Marigold: Because it would not make you happy. Your room is too small. You would have nowhere to store it. Also, untold millions would perish. Phoebe: Okay, so just write "PHOEBE RULES" on it in giant letters.
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