Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis | 42.9K Followers

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Pearls Before Swine anniversary image with Rat holding balloons and eating popcorn. Text reads “Pearls Before Swine Celebrating 25 Years!” on a green background.

"Pearls Before Swine" at 25: Still Cynical, Snarky, and Seriously Funny

December 30, 2025

Pearls Before Swine promo for book Pearls Gets Plastered: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury by Stephan Pastis. Croc points to text “Enjoy responsibly. On sale 10.28.25.” Sepia bar scene on cover.

Buy the Newest "Pearls Before Swine" Treasury

Pearls Before Swine promo shows 2026 calendar box with Rat, Pig, Goat, and other characters. Text: “Preorder today!” Rat stands beside saying, “Oh, goodie.” Calendar by Stephan Pastis.

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