Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2017
Pig: My buddy Emanuel is meeting us here today. He's a hygienist. Buy he's a bit sensitive right now because he just got fired for not gleaning teeth very well. Rat: I haven't been to a dentist since I got a great new electric toothbrush. Pig: It cleans teeth well? Rat: It cleans teeth way better than a manual. Emanuel: Nooooo Pig: He didn't mean it. Rat: Didn't mean what?