Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2017
Rat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: I opened up a sandwich shop. But then neon sign is dead. Rat: So what are you gonna do? Pig: I hired an electrician. He's a ding dong. Rat: The little snack cake? Ding Dong: Yep. And I gotta get back to work. Pig: Hey, Ding Dong, how goes it? Ding Dong: I think I found the problem, Pig. I'm gonna turn it on. Let me know if its still dead. Well? Pig: Ding Dong, the 'wich' is dead! Rat: I dropped a house on him.